"Formed December 2005, Desmond & The Tutus plays an infectiously awesome blend of Rock 'n Roll, Indie Kwela Pop and Genius. You will have fun or else you will die. Not because we're going to get all offended and poke your eyes out with sharp sticks or anything but rather because you'll be trampled to a bleeding pulp by all the happy dancers jumping around like little crazies. You'll dance. You'll cry. You'll eat. You'll touch yourself . You'll cut your hair. And then you'll dance again. So if you see Desmond & The Tutus on a poster near you, go and jive - you won't be disappointed."