1) A lot of people think that Ferdinand Magellan was the first man to circumnavigate the globe. He wasn’t. He got killed in the Philippines, but his crew made it. A lot of people may think that it’s easy to get out of town. A town like Tampa. But there’s this thing called beer. Pour that over your head in a waterfall of apathy, throw in some STDs (both the burny type and warty type), a concealed firearm, and let that all soak in for eight years.