David Wrench spent most of his youth doing the following thing: reading Huxley and masturbating; getting thrown out of university for excessive LSD usage; dyeing his hair bright blue and drinking mouldy custard; dressing his band up as sunflowers and repeatedly falling off stage; a year spent wearing hot pants and leggings; causing trauma after being accidentally booked to do a children's party, at which the kids burst into tears and had to be calmed down by Timmy Mallett.

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